A guy goes into the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. He is rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you are the father of one of my kids".
Now his mind travels back to the only time he was unfaithful to his wife and says, "are you the stripper from the bachelor party I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"
She looks into his eyes and very calmly says, "no, I am your son's teacher".
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment